Exciting things.

Today in Environmental Sciences, the most boring class ever, the most exciting thing all quarter happened. This girl got up to go to the bathroom, and a minute later her computer started talking. It sounded like a baseball game or something and it was really loud. Loud enough for all 450 of us to hear, and for the professor  to stop. Luckily, my professor is really nice and he stopped it. But when the girl came back, everyone looked at her and was laughing. Not at her. But it was funny because she had no idea what happened. My professor tried to ignore it, but then he started laughing too. He told her what happened and she took it like a champ.

Today, I was getting gas, then i drove through the Haggen Parking lot because it's an easier intersection to cross. But then I saw a car get stolen! Some guys tried to catch the thief before he got away, but then he almost ran some people over and he drove up the curb, and he was out of there. If I were going to steal a car, which I never would, I would steal this car.

Not this car.

Also, while I was looking up "world's most expensive car" and "worlds crappiest car" google suggested "World's biggest dog." and "World's most expensive dog."

World's biggest dog:

 World's most expensive dog:

 This was under "world's most expensive dog." That is not a dog.

 And while we're at it: World's ugliest dog.