Sunday, March 11, 2012

the last time I'll ever complain about English 101.

I just finished my final English 101 essay. (Although it was supposed to be 5-6 pages 12pt. font, mine was 8 pages, 11.5pt font) I am celebrating my essay being finished with a chocolate covered peanutbutter egg that my mom sent me in my finals week care package.

Being done with my essay means that you can analyze all my blogs now because I'm a really great writer since I've taken English 101. The class has mostly taught me about putting up with annoying people, laughing on the inside and not the outside, and to question what I believe since the class is teaching me the opposite of everything that I learned in 3 years of AP english in high school with a really good teacher.

On Friday in class we did course evaluations, and I wrote a book, it was so long. I was in the middle of making a Venn Diagram comparing the class to kindergarten, but then the lady that was proctoring the evaluations was leaving, so I didn't get to finish :(

Along with my  paper being due tomorrow, I have two finals. Needless to say, I can't wait for tomorrow to be over. My next final is the dreaded math final, but isn't until Thursday(thank goodness.) I have to work Friday morning, and them I'm OLY bound!!!


Lastlyyyy. Yesterday, I test drove a car for a first time! So scary. Because of the test drive, I now hate my car.


I'm off to study environmental sciences and then a greek study session. (yay.)

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Exciting things.

Today in Environmental Sciences, the most boring class ever, the most exciting thing all quarter happened. This girl got up to go to the bathroom, and a minute later her computer started talking. It sounded like a baseball game or something and it was really loud. Loud enough for all 450 of us to hear, and for the professor  to stop. Luckily, my professor is really nice and he stopped it. But when the girl came back, everyone looked at her and was laughing. Not at her. But it was funny because she had no idea what happened. My professor tried to ignore it, but then he started laughing too. He told her what happened and she took it like a champ.

Today, I was getting gas, then i drove through the Haggen Parking lot because it's an easier intersection to cross. But then I saw a car get stolen! Some guys tried to catch the thief before he got away, but then he almost ran some people over and he drove up the curb, and he was out of there. If I were going to steal a car, which I never would, I would steal this car.




Not this car.

Also, while I was looking up "world's most expensive car" and "worlds crappiest car" google suggested "World's biggest dog." and "World's most expensive dog."
World's biggest dog:
 World's most expensive dog:
 This was under "world's most expensive dog." That is not a dog.
 And while we're at it: World's ugliest dog.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

ice skating and ice cream.

I haven't blogged in forever. I should probably be fired now.


On Friday I got sushi and then went iceskating with my five best friends, plus Seth. Sushi was at a sushi go 'round. It was good except for when I grabbed this one because I was hungry and it was big and usually the big ones are the best. It came with three pieces. Seth and I both ate one and neither one of us liked it. As we were eating our first piece, someone looked up what it was. They said "Salmon Skin Roll" as I was swallowing. I wish I could accurately describe the taste to you.... but I can't. Crunchy fish, is the closest I cam come. Seth was a trooper and ate the last one for me.

After sushi, all of us went iceskating. I only fell twice, which is almost a record. There were SO many middle school kids there. Like everyone except for us. First, I felt like I was at a birthday party. Then, I felt creepy. They were all screaming, all awkward but thought they were super cool, and most had Monster energy drinks, which was rather frightening. It was obvious which ones were dating becuase they were the ones that were holding hands. The worst part was was when I had the realization that I was one of them once. If I ever have a middle schooler, I will probably not let them out of the house between the ages of 11-14. Or maybe I will hire someone to take them away for awhile while during those years. And if all of that fails, I could send them away to a boarding school on another continent.

After ice skating, we all played Pictionary. Seth and I kicked booty.

Yesterday, I went to dinner with some lovely ladies from high school. We went to a restaurant downtown and ate giant burritos. Then we all got ice cream and ate a lot of it while watching Wedding Crashers and SNL.

This morning I went to church and taught Children's Church. Seth and I tried to teach them a lesson, but they couldn't even remember our names after we told them 15 times, so I don't think they'll remember much. Oh well.

Also, today Seth and I are celebrating 365(or is it 366 because of leap year?) days of being together. A year ago, we ate octopus tentacles for dinner. He's kind, patient, and I like him a whole lot.